So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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