Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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