I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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