Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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