he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
