Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
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