i think i have herpe
just one?
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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