I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
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