the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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