a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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