the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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