he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
pray to the hookup gods
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Randomize
