Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
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