do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
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