Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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