Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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