when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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