can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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