Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
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