you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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