Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
She's like a pop up book from hell.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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