i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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