I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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