this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
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