He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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