States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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