Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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