found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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