Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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