AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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