Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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