We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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