It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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