He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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