Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
it's not cheating when I paid for it
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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