why didn't you poke me back
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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