Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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