is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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