This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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