Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
