My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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