Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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