bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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