My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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