Please, let me fuck your mom
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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