I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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