Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
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