we're blogging at a bar
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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