Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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