i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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