office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
It was confusing and full of hummus
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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