It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Can I color on your dick again?
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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