I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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