My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
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