He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
