Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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