I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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